General Musings

Beau the psycho pup is being quiet... he's wandered off so technically I should get up and go and see what he's doing, but instead I'm here. Writing about nothing. I should also be working on The Barbarians' Key, the third book in the Power of Malinas trilogy. I should be working on it... but I'm not.

Instead I'm messing about online and pondering my likes and dislikes.

• I like chocolate brownies. Especially home made gooey ones.
• I like frilly tops and shoes with bows on.
• I like biscuits. Any biscuits. Apart from ginger nuts.
• I like gardening.
• I like eating. 
• I like sleeping.
• I like it when Beau is sleeping and I can write nonsensical blog posts which nobody will read.
• I like it when people say my writing is fantastic
• I like rats.
• I like Ben Barnes.
• I like really weird music. The weirder the better. Strange instruments are the best.
• I like Hayao Miyazaki. But not in that way.

 What I do not like:

• Cheese.
• Wine. Well, any alcohol really, but wine especially.
• Drunk people.
• Coriander.
• Baby carrots.
• Babies crying.
• Poor grammar.
• Beau eating my shoes.
• Monobrows.

I'm sure there is a lot more in both categories, but really, I can't be arsed to write any more. I'll finish with my favourite joke.

What's the boss of the hankies called?

The hanky-chief.